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didihearthereadyset:

So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered

"It’s called a vagina."

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magicteaparties-inwonderland:

perryplat:

phinflynn:

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“Y’see, the first time my Dad kissed my Mom was at a Love Handel concert, and it’s their anniversary -“

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“B to the O-R-I-N-G.”

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“Not yet Ferb.”

i love how he doesn’t say ”no, ferb.”

he says ”not yet.”

as in they were planning to bludgeon him with a mace

Ferb I know what were gonna do today

(Source: phinflynn, via snortingtea)

Reblog if you think gay marriage should be legal.

someonesaveme420:

sunset-oracle:

takeflightlittlebird:

cccuunnnt:

the-legend-of-hetalia:

awindowtothewest:

the-queen-of-anchors:

HOLY FUCK THE NOTES.

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HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE NOTES

reblog EVERY TIME THIS IS ON YOUR DASH .

If you follow me and you don’t reblog this, we’re gonna have a little issue.

I will 500% judge you if you don’t Reblog

More people reblogged this than there are in my state??

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REBLOG I TELL YOU

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consulting-cannibal:

Basically how I imagine all the Wincest shippers felt once Cas was introduced.

Based on the notorious Jake from State Farm commercial!

(via snortingtea)

nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

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verysharpteeth:

Chris Pratt interrupts the interview to french braid intern’s hair x

Ok, it’s sort of hot he can do this. Big burly men who can do a good braid for you is a kink I didn’t know I had.

(Source: pinefarts, via witcho-bitcho)

thefuzzletor:

Inspirational pokemon photos.

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perbast:

Rin: imconfused, whats he doing? is he flying is he sliding?
Rin: taking baby tap dance steps

so i made this and its all rin’s fault

watCHA! CHA! HA! *tappa tappa*

ok i’m almost sorry about making this but also not

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"If she only wants you, don’t worry about who wants her."

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Unknown (via stevenbong)

Amén

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sempiternalink:

I can’t believe drawing a black line across my eyelids makes me feel 10x prettier.

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marcoslefthalf:

you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever

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